Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Steve Stifler
Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!
Steve Stifler
Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...
Steve Stifler
Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!
Steve Stifler
Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
Steve Stifler
Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.
Steve Stifler
Oh God, I kissed Jim.
Steve Stifler
Finch, fist yourself!
Steve Stifler
I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.
Jim Levenstein
That's a lot of flutes.
Jim Levenstein
This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.
Jim Levenstein
My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.
Kevin
Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
Jim's Dad
Hey: keep it real, homies.
Jims Dad
Holy potatoes!
Michelle